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Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

cute-overload:

Instant Scotty dog - just add hathttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Instant Scotty dog - just add hat
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

stoicmike:

You might as well get comfortable with your body, because it’s the only one you’ll ever have. — Michael Lipsey

stoicmike:

You might as well get comfortable with your body, because it’s the only one you’ll ever have. — Michael Lipsey

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

getamongst-it:

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

A Wooden simulation of a water droplet as it impacts a body of water.

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watched this for a solid 10+ seconds

“ Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango. ”

lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)